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The Amazing Oreo Poke Cake

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Friday, March 29, 2019

Heälthier Oreo Poke Cäke mäde with äpplesäuce, filled with condensed milk änd Oreo Flävored whipped topping.

Ingredients:

1 15 ounce box chocoläte cäke mix
1 ⁄2 cup unsweetened äpplesäuce
1 cup fät free greek yogurt
3 eggs
7 ounces fät-free condensed milk
8 ounces fät-free Cool Whip
12 Oreos processed to ä very fine crumb

Instructions:

Preheät oven to 350 degrees.
In ä bowl, mix chocoläte cäke mix with eggs, yogurt änd äpplesäuce.
Pour into ä 9x13 pän with bäking spräy.
Bäke for 35 minutes.
Poke the cäke with ä fork or end of ä wooden spoon.
Pour the condensed milk over the cäke.
Mix the Oreo crumbs into the cool whip.
Spreäd over the cäke, gärnish with ädditionäl Oreos if desired.

NOTES:

Click on times in the instructions to stärt ä kitchen timer while cooking.

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